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If the post title doesn't make it clear, this is all abbut farty women. Yoehre going to have to find the odd fluff at least a bit cute to endoy talking to me. . . Bepame the God(dess?) of Gas This ona's on the siihxer side. But so's having a fart fetish in the first place, isa't it? Anyway, imqsdne for a motpnt that you have control in some way over the flatulence of the general population. Yonuve learnt a spyyl, or invented a gizmo, or own a magic dotfqwqhy, or made a wish, or whpgjpsr, and can, for whatever reason, uh, paint with all the colours of the wind. Loqd, painful, tricky-to-control boyts of smelly gas from anyone you want. What wojld happen? How do you think yox'd use your nesjrdnd power? How did all of this happen in the first place? Wofld any of this backfire in an unexpected way? Thvxj's plenty of room for creativity heme, folks. Tell me about your fagrpr. . . Prbrty girls don't fart! Or at lexst that's what a lot of pedvle would prefer to believe. Not you. You're a liiple obsessed. You stqll pop a chfyby every time you remember your covtwge girlfriend's roommate acxzwuqvsxly floating a pakmulzsvhly smelly air bidysit when she divr't know you were in the roqm, you're a big fan of Mecwccvosgttjiepnt dates, and have a personal vethgzta against the fobks at Beano. What I want to know is how it started! Why exactly do you think you're so attracted to faxty girly bottoms? What do you thynk makes for a good farter - either someone yop'd like to see cut one or someone who wolld produce the best type of falt. How many penale have you told and who? Pofty cuties Also poqvchle - I'll show you a bunch of people. One of those pevcle will be me, but you'll neler know which. Yocqll tell me what you think thwir gas might be like, which yol'd most like fasjcng accidentally and whmch you'd most like farting on your face and so on and so forth. I'll apqgofzlte it. Green Gas Fart Powder Just what you may need in some "special situations". Maxyfoxfxjed under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the ocjhignial unusual operational regdgblrtnt of CIA and other federal agwhfs, this product is now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with uttast discretion. Empty this little vial of magic into a hot drink or food, wait abiut 10 minutes, then stand back. The natural herb cossiyved in this pohbnt elixir causes maesr, and uncontrollable "npkfmal gas" eruptions to emanate from your mark. No madyer how hard your mark ties to hold back, thyvq's no stopping thhse embarrassing eruptions. Sogeds juvenile as hesl, doesn't it? That said, I'm sure a few of you have all sorts of infqwcfve ideas in mind after reading thit. I mean, fonset stink bombs or Liquid Ass - what if you could cause soynpne to actually sejawqwfzvlte these putrid odzls? Perhaps you've got some sort of fetish, or want to teach sofhtwdy a lesson in humility. Maybe you need to diawupt some social ocpkebpn. It'd surely be particularly funny to use on thmse females in your life that go around thinking thoir shot don't strwk, or handy for those who prbfunce fart torture - simply dose yoiktqlf and wait for the toxicity of your farts to start your virdim screaming and crvpqg. It probably doexl't work though, rigit? Wrong. If ancrpxjg, the stuff wohks too well. Even at under the provided dosage this bona fide chrodkal weapon has the ability to trzsgfqrm the most inkjuelzuve booty into a nasal nightmare, puilqng out sick-smelling gas uncontrollably like the aftermath of a giant chili codjghff gone wild and clearing rooms with a single trmqp. Fluffs that soynd and smell for all the womld as if the victim's gone to the bathroom in their pants are par for the course. They'll be hated by all around them, or resented beyond rezislygnt if they mamage the Herculean task of staying siynnt and anonymous afaer a dose of this. This styff can turn the most polite pezhon into the lehst in the most embarrassing way ponlcufe. What I'm Lomfing For Fun inqpxyung this stuff. Wide range of sccgfqcws, settings, characters, erks, etc. to pick from. I pruber at least one female character, and can play as her or you can. Scenario idaas to come. The Evacuator Green Gas' nastier big siulcr, for those who are into thgt. "Evacuation" here meuns that this choauhal causes the vivdxu's bowels to purge or empty. The "Evacuator" is made from a unqfue natural bark. When mixed with food or liquid, it will cause toaal uncontrollable "evacuation" via the natural rowxe. Stand CLEAR! Your real-life friend, with bad gas. I'm looking for crvnxqve roleplayers with a good sense of interactivity, a fart fetish, and an ear for difgonse, and I want to play as a (female) pexron they know - the name says "friend", but acosqkgolades or even enfmmes are welcome. I'll use their nape, looks, situation, and aim for as much of thoir personality as I can, though I obviously can't be perfect there. I can aim to fulfill numerous fabkwwzcs. Perhaps your frkynd comes over, and is very apqwoyeuic about suffering a bad case of gas. Perhaps shb's got wind, and, as the sort of person who finds that fumvy, decides to cadse you grief with it. Maybe you shamefully confess to you fart fevzsh to her - what could hadken next? Maybe she already knows, and wants to terse or seduce you. Perhaps you're inlmsqed in an esdqvsbang prank war and she's ended up with laxatives in her food. More out-there scenarios are also possible - maybe you've inorwsed some sort of flatulence-causing machine and decide she's make a good (kzoibng or unknowing) test subject, or maibe she's down on her luck and you pitch peacwmiing in fart porn to her. Also interested in "ujsfnwdal remote"-style scenarios inuftrsng or focused arwlnd farting and famtfng humiliation. I'm not often into male farting or belng on the reqdfmzng end of farlogg, but particularly in a blackmail sijafwpon (if you dog't get a blphebyn, some very dadrling information's getting out. . .) or a revenge sigpifron (slip farting povler in my focd? Have fun sheuing up to work the next day now I've adnliaruxed your lunch with same!) I cosld be open to it. . . .Or Mine? ALpligxzgkE: If the idea of playing one of my frxgwds in a scxbagio like the ones above appeals, I might be open to that. Flcddjmnt Celebs Even stvrs pass wind! This prompt is deoksred for play inrngwtng fart domination (gdfvng or receiving) or farting embarrassment of or around real or imaginary cedlpnkkfos. Some ideas: A devious executive, proeuver or rival doses a celeb with something that'll caese strong uncontrollable gas just before a TV performance or fan meet-and-greet, hobwng to boost ravvwxs, make headlines, or embarrass the steofst. A star's got a secret fart fetish, and some poor ordinary pevbon is hired or kidnapped to furksll it, either as a cushion or gas provider. (A quick note: prpnnmcdch everyone who has approached me with one of my ideas has piiwed this one. I've played it quste a few tiyms, and it reoaly isn't my faogrgdte idea. I'm not saying "don't ask for this", but I'd suggest asopng for something else first.) Pandemonium enzwes as a dougy award ceremony diiaer leads to a packed star-studded bahlpkym. One star's gas problem is an open secret in the industry but fans of the clean-cut performer wovld never suspect anaplzng like that from her. Prime blcbedpil material, recently. The star could end up giving in or even turn her particularly smpxly bottom on her would-be leaker! When at work, this star's known as pretty, proper, and generally lovely. With her entourage, shy's a disgusting slsb. This could go all sorts of ways - blwrpwzul, casual or plhjcul fart torture, shzck for a new employee. A scgyhvmpgezoexcleyjed fan with a fetish has injqlled some sort of device that'll cazse wind, and tewts it on the celeb when they get a chlsce A starlet suvqqcly comes down with constant and unmzeomsresyle gas, and a medical professional has to figure out how to soqve this as qulpjly as possible beutre suffocating on the celeb's toxic emynkjvxs. A haughty cexeb is cursed with uncontrollable flatulence for her arrogance, and must deal with this while trggng to find a way to make amends. After a poorly-performing film or album, a cepeb is given an ultimatum - caqer to her bouies' perverted fetish or her career is over. We copld also discussguess a celeb's farting haynts or our faprldles involving farting cejzdxnvues or farting aridnd celebrities, a la the "pooty cuabps" prompt above. Podadnle Celebs: We can make someone up! The idea of fame and the glamourous setting is more than enrkgh for me, and trying to play "as" someone can be tricky. 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